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Examining The Apple iPhone Planned Obsolescence Conspiracy


Apple has the money and the know how… are they making your old iPhone suck through planned obsolescence just to force you into the checkout line for a new one?

Planned Obsolescence isn’t just a conspiracy theory. You can read the 1932 pamphlet, widely-considered the origin of the concept, here. The argument in favor of it is it’s effect on the economy; more products being produced and sold means an active, thriving market. Of course there is an obvious ethical problem of selling people a product that won’t continue to work as it should for as long as it should. Several companies openly admit they do it. For Apple, it works like this: Whenever a new iPhone comes out, the previous model gets buggy, slow and unreliable. Apple dumps money into a new, near perfect ad campaign and the entire first world and beyond irrationally feels silly for not already owning one, even before it’s available. Each release marks the more expensive iPhone with capabilities the last one can’t touch. This is already a great marketing plan and I’m not criticizing Apple’s ability to pull it off as described. The problem is planned obsolescence; some iPhone owners notice the older model craps out on them JUST as the newest iPhone hits the retail shops. Apple has the money and the know how… are they making your old iPhone suck just to force you into the checkout line for a new one?

Full disclosure, I’m biased: I owned an iphone for long enough to live through a new product release and mine did, indeed, crap out as described above. Slow, buggy, and unreliable it was. With that anecdote under my belt I might be satisfied to call this e-rumor totally true but in the interest of science I collected further evidence. I combed the messageboards to see who had good points and who is just the regular internet nutjob with a stupid theory. To examine the evidence, I’m gonna start with this fact:

Fact 1: Apple’s product announcements and new product releases come at regular intervals. So, if the old iPhones stop working correctly at that same interval there would be a coinciding pattern. The tricky part is finding the data but the pattern of release dates is a good place to start because it is so clear. Other companies could be doing this type of fuckery but it would be harder to track. Not only does Apple time their releases but they do it at a faster pace than most. The new iPhones tend to come out once a year but studies show people keep their phones for about 2-3 years if they are not prompted or coerced to purchase a newer model.

Fact 2: Yes, it’s possible. There are so many ways the company would be able to slow or disable last year’s iPhone. It could happen by an automatic download that can’t be opted out of, such as an “update” from the company. Apple can have iPhones come with pre-programmed software that can’t be accessed through any usual menu system on the iPhone. There can even be a hardware issue that decays or changes based on the average amount of use. There can be a combination of these methods. The thing is, so many people jailbreak iPhones, it seems like someone might be able to catch malicious software. There are some protocols that force updates, though. hmmm.

Fact 3: They’ve been accused of doing this every new release since iPhone 4 came out. his really doesn’t look like an accident, guys. This 2013 article in the New York Times Magazine by Catherine Rampell describes her personal anecdote, which, incidentally is exactly the same as the way my iPhone failed me. When Catherine contacted Apple tech support they informed her the iOS 7 platform didn’t work as well on the older phones, which lead her to wonder why the phones automatically updated the operating system upgrade in the first place.

Earlier on the timeline, Apple released iOS 4 offering features that were new and hot in 2010: features like tap-to-focus camera, multitasking and faster image loading. The iPhone 4 was the most popular phone in the country at the time but it suddenly didn’t work right, crashing and becoming too slow to be useful.

The iPhone 4 release made the iPhone 4 so horrible it was basically garbage, and Apple appeared to have realized the potential lost loyalty and toned it down. The pattern of buggy and slow products remained, though, When iOS 7 came out in 2013, it was a common complaint online and people started to feel very sure Apple was doing it on purpose.

Fact 4: Google Trends shows telltale spikes in complaints that match up perfectly with the release dates. The New York Times(2014) called this one and published Google queries for “iphone slow” spike in traffic for that topic. Look at Google trends forecasting further spikes because the pattern is just that obvious:

Does Apple Ruin Your iPhone on Purpose? The Conspiracy, Explained

Apple has a very loyal customer base, though. Rene Ritchie wrote for iMore, saying this planned obsolescence argument is “sensational,” and a campaign of “misinformation” by people who don’t actually understand how great an iPhone really is(barf). Even though the motive is crystal clear, the arguement that Apple is innocent isn’t complete nonsense, either: Apple ruining iPhones could damage customer loyalty. People espousing this argument claim an intentional slowdown is less likely than just regular incompatibility due to new software features. The latter point is a good one, considering how almost all software manufacturers have a hard time adjusting new software to old operating systems. Cooler software usually needs faster hardware and for some ridiculous reason no one has ever come out with an appropriately customizable smartphone and Apple woudl likely be the last on the list.

Christopher Mims pointed out on Quartz: “There is no smoking gun here, no incriminating memo,” of an intentional slowdown on Apple’s part.

There is really no reason to believe Apple would be against this kind of thing, even if planned obsolescence were a happy accident for the mega-corporation. Basically, if this is happening by accident it’s even better for Apple because they don’t have to take responsibility and it likely helps push the new line. Apple is far from deserving the trustworthy reputation they’ve cultivated under Steve Jobs, as the glitzy marketing plan behind the pointless new Apple Watch demonstrates.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan is a freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY

“Rowhammering” Attack Gives Hackers Admin Access


A piece of code can actually manipulate the physical memory chip by repeatedly accessing nearby capacitors in a burgeoning new hack called Rowhammering. Rowhammer hacking is so brand new no one’s actually done it yet. Google’s Project Zero security initiative figured out how to exploit an aspect of a physical component in some types of DDR memory chips. The hack can give the user increased system rights regardless of an untrusted status. Any Intel-compatible PCs with this chip and running Linux are vulnerable – in theory. Project Zero pulled it off but it isn’t exactly something to panic about unless you are doing both those things: using DRAM and running linux.

A lot of readers might be susceptible to this security hack but most won’t want to read the technical details. If you are interested you can check out the project zero blog piece about it.  The security flaw is in a specific chip, the DRAM, or dynamic random-access memory chip. The chip is supposed to just store information in the form of bits saved on a series of capacitors. The hack works by switching the value of bits stored in DDR3 chip modules known as DIMMs. so, DRAM is the style of chip, and each DRAM houses several DIMMs. Hackers researching on behalf of Project Zero basically designed a program to repeatedly access sections of data stored on the vulnerable DRAM until the statistical odds of one or more DIMMS retaining a charge when it shouldn’t becomes a statistical reality.

IN 2014, this kind of hack was only theoretical until, scientists proved this kind of “bit flipping” is completely possible. Repeatedly accessing an area of a specific DIMM can become so reliable as to allow the hacker to predict the change of contents stored in that section of DIMM memory. Last Monday(March 9th, 2015) Project Zero demonstrated exactly how a piece of software can translate this flaw into an effective security attack.

“The thing that is really impressive to me in what we see here is in some sense an analog- and manufacturing-related bug that is potentially exploitable in software,” David Kanter, senior editor of the Microprocessor Report, told Ars. “This is reaching down into the underlying physics of the hardware, which from my standpoint is cool to see. In essence, the exploit is jumping several layers of the stack.”

Why it’s called Rowhammering.

The memory in a DDR-style chip is configured in an array of rows and columns. Each row is grouped with others into large blocks which handle the accessable memory for a specific application, including the memory resources used to run the operating system. There is a security feature called a “sandbox”, designed to protect the data integrity and ensure the overall system stays secure. A sandbox can only be accessed through a corresponding application or the Operating System.  Bit- flipping a DDR chip works when a hacker writes an application that can access two chosen rows of memory. The app would then access those same 2 rows hundreds of thousands of times, aka hammering. When the targeted bits flip from ones to zeros, matching a dummy list of data in the application, the target bits are left alone with the new value.

The implications of this style hack are hard to see for the layman but profound in the security world. Most data networks allow a limited list of administrators to have special privileges. It would be possible, using a rowhammer attack, to allow an existing account to suddenly gain administrative privileges to the system. In the vast majority of systems that kind of access would allow access into several other accounts. Administrative access would also allow some hackers to alter existing security features. The bigger the data center, the more users with accounts accessing the database, the more useful this vulnerability is.

The Physics of a Vulnerability

We’re all used to newer tech coming with unforeseen security problems. Ironically, this vulnerability is present in newer DDR3 memory chips. This is because the newer chips are so small there is actually and is the result of the ever smaller dimensions of the silicon. The DRAM cells are too close together in this kind of chip, making it possible to take a nearby chip, flip it back and forth repeatedly, and eventually make the one next to it – the target bit that is not directly accessible- to flip.

Note: The Rowhammer attack being described doesn’t work against newer DDR4 silicon or DIMMs that contain ECC(error correcting code), capabilities.

The Players and the Code:

Mark Seaborn, and Thomas Dullien are the guys who finally wrote a piece of code able to take advantage of this flaw. They created 2 rowhammer attacks which can run as processes. Those processes have no security privileges whatsoever but can end up gaining  administrative access to a  x86-64 Linux system. The first exploit was a Native Client module, incorporating itself into the platform as part of Google Chrome. Google developers caught this attack and altered an instruction in Chrome called CLFLUSH and the exploit stopped working. Seaborn and Dullien were psyched that they were able to get that far and write the second attempt shortly thereafter.

The second exploit, looks like a totally normal Linux process. It allowed Seaborn and Dullien to access to all physical memory which proved the vulnerability is actually a threat to any machine with this type of DRAM.

The ARS article about this has a great quote by Irene Abezgauz, a product VP at Dyadic Security:

The Project Zero guys took on the challenge of leveraging the concept of rowhammer into an actual exploit. What’s impressive is the combination of lots of deep technical knowledge with quite a bit of hacker creativity. What they did was create attack techniques in which flipping just a single bit in a specific location allows them to execute any code they want with root privileges or escape a sandbox. This is impressive by itself, but they added to this quite a few creative solutions to make it more likely to succeed in a real world scenario and not just in the lab. They figured out ways for better targeting of the specific locations in memory they needed to flip, improved the chances of the attack to succeed by creating (“spraying”) multiple locations where a flipped bit would make the right impact, and came up with several ideas to leverage this into actual privileged code execution. This combination makes for one of the coolest exploits I’ve seen in a while.

Project Zero didn’t name which models of DDR3 are susceptible to rowhammering. They also claim that this attack could work on a variety of operating platforms, even though they only tried it on a Linux computer running x86-64 hardware, something that they didn’t technically prove but seems very believable considering the success and expertise they seem to carry behind that opinion.

So, is Rowhammering a real threat or just some BS?

There isn’t an obvious, practical application for this yet. Despite how powerful the worst-case scenario would be, this threat doesn’t really come with a guarantee of sweeping the internet like some other, less-recent vulnerability exploits. The overwhelming majority of hacks are attempted from remote computers but Seaborn and Dullien apparently needed physical access to incorporate their otherwise unprivlidged code into the targeted system. Also, because the physical shape of the chip dictates which rows are vulnerable it may be the case that users who want to increase security to protect against this exploit can just reconfigure where the administrative privileges are stored and manipulated on the chip. Thirdly, rowhammering as Project Zero describes actually requires over 540,000 memory accesses less than 64 milliseconds – that’s a memory speed demand that means some systems can’t even run the necessary code. Hijacking a system using rowhammering with these limitations is presently not a real threat.

People used to say the same thing about memory corruption exploits, though. For examples: buffer overflow or a use-after-free both allow hack-attempts to squeeze malicious shell code into protected memory of a computer. Rowhammering is differnt because it is so simple. It only allows increased privileges for the hacker or piece of code, which is a real threat if it becomes developed as thoroughly as the development of memory corruption exploits has. The subtle difference might even be hard to grasp now, but now that the work has been done it’s the usual race between security analysts who would love to protect against it and the criminal world trying to dream up a way to make it more viable. Rob Graham, CEO of Errata Security, wrote further on the subject, here.

In short, this is noteworthy because a physical design flaw in a chip is being exploited, as opposed to a software oversight or code efficacy problem. A piece of code is actually affecting the physical inside of the computer during the attack.

Or, as Kanter, of the Microprocessor Report, said:

“This is not like software, where in theory we can go patch the software and get a patch distributed via Windows update within the next two to three weeks. If you want to actually fix this problem, we need to go out and replace, on a DIMM by DIMM basis, billions of dollars’ worth of DRAM. From a practical standpoint that’s not ever going to happen.”

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan is a freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY

Is the new Apple Watch Missing the Mark or Ahead of it’s Time?


My friend Pat O’dea wrote:

Asked a guy showing off his expensive new smartwatch “What do you like most about it?” He replied “You don’t realize how many times during the day you have to reach into your pocket and pull your phone out just to see what time it is, so this like, totally solves that.” Speechless.

Steve Jobs’ legendary status as a businessman and a tech pioneer didn’t die with him, but Apple is pretty far from bulletproof. No one’s talent for anticipating the wants and needs of the consumer base is infallible and the ability to cultivate a brand reputation is arguably too rare to even study or accurately speculate about.  Apple has gone through ups and downs and had some spectacular failures in the past. Since his death, everyone has pondered at least once: Can the brand progress into a new era of product development without Jobs?

Apple tenaciously conceptualized the personal computer but the real ability to stay afloat and eventually thrive depended on financial support from investors and even competitors who were simply eager to keep the market of new ideas alive with the competition that spurred the personal computer’s development in the first place. The story behind Apple is one that discusses the future of branding itself. A few years ago Apple cultivated a lifestyle. The ipod and the iphone were as American as Coca~Cola or Warner Brothers. From hardware design, to software design, to intuitive user experience, Apple made devices that people found easy to use and extremely, surprisingly useful – and they did it with confidence and subtlety.  Never before has a company proven it’s finger to be on the pulse of the market. Period.

The millions behind Apple’s multiple ad campaigns were spent to capture a market that may not be able to afford the type of products that forged the rep. Missing Steve Jobs leadership might not be the problem behind Apple repeatedly missing the mark but it’s hard to imagine him supporting a product like the Apple Watch.

The “Think different,” campaign was aimed at regular, middle class people. Apple products took existing tech and put it in a format anyone could just pick up, figure out, and use without any real instruction or coaching. Most of all, apple products were effective and useful. Despite the target audience, the products have always come with a price tag that was a tad high for the intended consumers.

Apple Watch is following only one aspect of the marketing plan in this beginning of the post-Jobs era: the pitch. They are trying to push the watch as an affordable product when it’s usefulness is taken into consideration. The problem is: it isn’t very useful.

People supported and even coveted iPods and iPhones  because of the groundbreaking and aesthetic but the accusation of them being expensive and frivolous has always plagued the company. The atmosphere Jobs cultivated put a spell on the world but the products often did live up to the hype – or at least come close. The days of Americans buying $2000 laptops and considering it a bargain are damn near over. Being able to take a unit out of the box and find a pre-programmed piece of tech that the everyman could (almost)afford and operate was apparently harder than Jobs made it seem. The days of Apple being able to brag about how useful these devices are seriously numbered.

It’s not just the watch. Apple press-released new laptops available in gold. They released videos of Christy Turlington Burns doing the things millionaires do. The Apple Watch also comes plated in 18 Karat Gold. Tim Cook quoted the starting price at $10,000.

Over the past year, various people speculated or confirmed that this jump to a new target audience was in the works. John Gruber blogs for Apple, and he predicted the highest of this new high end material would not even be affordable. Kevin Roose wrote for Fusion, saying Apple is likely to market toward the high end of the wealth inequality spectrum pointing out how wrong engineer Jony Ive was by quipping, “Apple products are for everyone.”

So the new prices are out and they are as ridiculous as expected. The new product reviews are in and the watch isn’t really doing anything that a phone can’t already pull off.  The lower end model of the Apple Watch is still $350 and if all it really offers is the differnce between a pocket-watch and a wristwatch, I think it’s safe to say: Apple fell off. There is no technological difference between the low end and high end models; the computer is the identical in functionality. The higher end model is not useful except for people who want to brag about it as a status symbol or convert their money into an asset that may not even appreciate in value. In short, it seems like a seriously bad investment.

I might be out of line by imagining what a deadman would say but gold-plated anything is not something I would have expected Jobs’ reputation to support. The other side of this debate is something like: Apple has had a long and storied history and changed it’s mission several times. There is no reason to see this as the end of Apple. It’s possible that the company is acting on economic information that has been vetted and tested extensively and knows full well that an expensive, sort of silly watch is going to push profit margins appropriately toward their goals. That doesn’t make this round of new products any less disappointing.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan is a freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY

Chappie suggests it’s time to think about the rights of robots


From The Terminator to the Matrix, science-fiction movies have captured our fear of dystopian futures where we are ruled or subjugated by our own robotic creations. But Neill Blomkamp’s new film Chappie features a far more humanised robot. Along with other recent films like Ex Machina, Hollywood has acknowledged that our future struggle with the ethics of artificial intelligence (AI) will be much more complex than previously considered. Why? Because of the issue of robot rights.

Chappie tells the tale of the world’s first robot police force, who are tackling spiralling crime in Johannesburg in 2016. One of these robots is injured during an operation, and is then reprogrammed by its creator Deon (Dev Patel), to think for itself. This robot, christened Chappie, grows from inception as a meek child learning to speak and paint, to an adolescent “gangsta-robot”. Deon’s colleague Vincent (Hugh Jackman) sees Deon’s thinking robots as unnatural, and tries to destroy them all with his own heavily-armed human controlled droid, the Moose.

As such, Deon and Vincent represent the two extremes of human concern over artificial intelligence. Should Chappie be treated with the same concern as any other intelligent being? Or is he unnatural, dangerous, to be eliminated?

Dev Patel as the robot’s creator.
Sony Pictures

Biggest threat to humanity?

Many of the ethical issues raised in Chappie have been echoed by world-leading scientists and engineers. Professor Stephen Hawking recently warned:

The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race… It would take off on its own, and re-design itself at an ever increasing rate.

Bill Gates has also expressed concern at the advance of AI. And Elon Musk has donated $10 million for research to be “beneficial to humanity” due to considering AI our “biggest existential threat”.

Their fears are based in part on the theory of technological singularity, which suggests that advances in AI will surpass human evolution. In such cases AI could become all-powerful by an ability to evolve and rewrite their own programming, leaving us as unwanted competitors for scarce resources.

Such use of robots is perhaps not as far in the future as it may seem. Robots and AI are already used from factory floors to voice recognition in smart phones. The use of Predator drone strikes in Yemen, Pakistan and Syria, represent the ability of human controlled robots to be used to kill other human beings.

Robot laws

Human Rights Watch and other human rights advocates support the Stop Killer Robots campaign, which seeks to outlaw autonomous robots that can target humans. They are Vincent’s side of the debate in Chappie. The thinking behind this is that robots are unable to respect the laws of war. These laws require humans to distinguish civilians from combatants, and to only use force that is proportionate and militarily necessary.

While advanced AIs could have complex algorithms to process such issues, they require very human and subjective decision-making, one that values human life. The campaigners argue that robots do not have the emotions or compassion that enables making humane decisions. Although some argue that the use of robots in conflict will limit the risks to human soldiers, it will also increase the likelihood of conflicts and civilians being caught in the crossfire.

These fears are seen in Chappie when the Moose robot uses missiles and cluster bombs that violate the principles of the laws of war. This scene also reminds us that it is not only robots who are a threat to humanity, but the human controllers that wield such great power.

So laws would need to be created that governed these killing robots. In his 1950 book I, Robot, Isaac Asimov suggests that in the future robots could be governed by the Three Law of Robotics:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

This might seem simple enough. But Asimov then goes on to describe various situations where such rules conflict. Writing laws for humans is difficult enough – writing laws that robots would comply with and couldn’t find loopholes in, with their potentially infinite amount of processing power, would be a very different thing.

Anything goes.
Sony Pictures

Robot rights

And so the only answer would be to programme robots with an innate respect for human life. And in relation to the use of autonomous robots for warfare, there remain limits with our current technology that have yet to pass the Turing test of human communication. Building robots that can appreciate nuanced human needs is an extraordinarily long way off. The difficulties of holding robots accountable for killing humans, and not their human controllers, also raises sincere questions for their future development.

But the film Chappie doesn’t only ask this one legal question – how and if we could curtail the power of AI. It also asks about the laws that might be written to protect robots. The robot Chappie, despite not being limited by any rules, more often than not tries to protect his human maker and adopted family. This is a robot with some sense of innate respect for human life.

And so while Chappie runs over familiar concerns of AI’s impact on humanity, its robot human-likeness raises moral concerns as to the worth of existence, consciousness and dignity beyond our mortal coils.

The question remains how we can best regulate such technology to our benefit, while potentially developing sentient life for robots. Robots could be our greatest achievement, or mark our own downfall. But if we are successful in developing conscious robots, like Chappie, we need to ensure that they have some basic rights of existence, as well as responsibilities to protect humanity.

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An Interview With 3D Printed Food Artist Chloe Rutzerveld


Chloé shines in this interview about the future of food design and her upcoming year, including SXSW and developing 3D-printed prototypes into a culinary reality.

Eindhoven University of Technology Graduate, Chloé Rutzerveld, designed a food I don’t quite know how to categorize. I first saw pictures of her most recent work, Edible Growth, last week and immediately wrote to her. Her Edible Growth concept involves a bunch of hot topics in current scientific thought but the pictures don’t put the technology first – they just look great. In fact the pictures are currently the point of the project. There are tons of details that need to be worked out, and Rutzerveld is spending the upcoming year getting the funding, awareness and support to develop this project into a realistic restaurant menu item. 3d printing technology is a frontier she is willing to jump way into. Read more about Edible Growth on Rutzerveld’s website.

Chloé answered a ton of questions below

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The current concept art looks great. What was the initial idea behind these great looking confections?

The shape of the edible developed and changed throughout the design process, influenced by development in the technological and biotechnological parts of the project. For example, at first, I made drawings of Edible Growth in which the entire ball was filled with wholes. Which doesn’t make sense because cresses and mushrooms don’t grow down, only up 😉

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Chloé’s initial, all-plastic design showed plants and mushrooms growing in all directions but the final design with real food had to accommodate gravity with a modified design.

Also, when the product is printed, you see straight lines, showing the technology part.. when the product matures these straight technological lines become invisible by the organic growth of the product. Showing the collaboration between technology and nature. Technology in this project is merely used as a means to enhance natural processes like photosynthesis and fermentation.

Chloe RutzerveldWhat inspired you? 

My skepticism towards printing food and the urge to find some way to use this new technology to create healthy, natural food with good a good taste and structure in which the printer would add something to the product, as well as the environment.

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A 3d printer arranges dough for the first step of an edible growth prototype.

Once you had the idea, how long did it take you to produce the prototypes and pastries we can see in the photos?

At first I made a lot of drawings and prototypes form clay. After that I started using nylon 3d-printed structures. When I gained more knowledge about 3d printing and the material composition inside the structure, the design of the product changed along with that. The mushrooms and cress inside the prototypes, as well as the savory pie dough is just a visualization, the final product might be totally different. It’s mend as inspiration and showing that we should think beyond printing sugar, chocolate and dough if we want to use this technology to create future ‘food’.

The prototyping process took about 2 months I think.. and multiple museums asked if they could exhibited it, I made non-food, food products that would last longer.

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What are you doing for a living? 

Haha great question, because as you probably understand, media attention is great but does not help me pay my bills unfortunately 😉 But it does make it easier to get assignments for the development of workshops, dinners etc.

Basically at this point, I give lectures, presentations, and organize events and dinners. One upcoming event I’m organizing is about my new project called “Digestive Food”. I will not say too much about it, but I’ll update my website soon;)

To have a more stable income, I started working for the Next Nature Network in February, to organize the Next Nature Fellow program! Next Nature explores the technosphere and the co-evolving relationship with technology

Edible GrowthHow did you find the project so far?

Well I personally think it looks beautiful and I’m quite proud that so many people are inspired and fascinated by it! It would be great if such a product would come on the market.

I wonder what the pastry and edible soil are made of. Can you talk about the ingredients? 

I don’t call it edible soil, but a breeding ground. Because everything must be edible (like a fully edible eco-system) we experimented with a lot of different materials. But in the end, we found that agar-agar is a very suitable breeding ground on which also certain species of fungi and cress (like the velvet-paw and watercress for example) can grow very easily within a few days without growing moldy!

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Agar-agar breeding ground turned out to be the right mix of versatility and food-safe materials to make Edible Growth go from plastic prototype to edible reality.

How do you feel about copyright and patented ideas?

I am not very interested in that part.. of course it’s good to get credits for the idea and the photo’s but I will not buy a patent. I don’t have the knowledge or employees to develop this concept into a reel product. So I actually hope someone steels the idea and starts developing it further :)! I’m often asked by big tech-companies or chefs if I wanted an investment to develop it… but to be honest.. I’ve many other ideas and things I would like to do.

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Do  you have secret ingredients?

Haha not in the product, but in my work it would be passion, creativity and a pinch of excessive work ethos 😉

What types of foods have you experimented with?

For Edible Growth? A dozen of cresses, and other seeds, dried fruits and vegetables for the breeding ground, agar-agar, gelatins, some spores..

But for my other projects also with mice, muskrat, organ meat, molecular enzymes etc.

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Who have you been working with? 

Waag Society (Open Wetlab, Amsterdam), Next Nature (Amsterdam), TNO (Eindhoven & Zeist), Eurest at the High Tech Campus (Eindhoven)

What is your studio environment like? 

I actually still live in a huge student-home which I share with 9 other people. But because I almost graduated one year ago I will need to move out. So I work a lot at home, in my 16m2 room, in the big-ass kitchen downstairs,  if I have appointments somewhere I afterwards work in a café or restaurant with wi-fi, or at flex work places, my parents house.. I’m very flexible and can work almost everywhere 🙂 Practical work I’ll do mostly at home obviously.

But I am looking for a nice studio in Eindhoven, that’s easier to receive guests or people from companies.

 What steps need to happen before we start seeing 3D printed food become commercially available? Development of software, hardware and material composition.

I noticed on your website you have other projects in the works. What are you doing currently? What are your upcoming plans and goals for 2015? 

Next week I’ll go to SXSW. In the summer I’m going to Matthew Kenney Culinary academy to learn more practical and theoretical things about food (and secretly just because I absolutely love to learn about plating and menu planing). I’m developing this event I told you about for the Museum Boerhaave in Leiden and the E&R platform. And when I return from Maine, I actually want to set up a temporary pop-up restaurant at the Ketelhuisplein during the Dutch Design Week 2015 about a social or cultural food issue.

Thanks again, Chloé~! This was fun!!!

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan is a freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY

Yeah, All Sci Fi Fans Need to Go and See Chappie


Neil Blomkamp’s new weirdness comes out tomorrow~! This the dude who brought you District 9 and Elysium. It’s safe to say, he’s mastered making robots seem real, heavy, solid and powerful. Chappie is going to rub some people wrong, because it’s hard to see the ridiculous hipster aspects of the aesthetic make room for the deep philosophical questions. The movie is funny but also bleak and… well…. like I said, if you saw this guy’s other movies you might be able to take a guess at the tone. Some people doubt thge movie’s viability but if there is a selling point to be had here, it is that exact off-the-beatned-path-yness. Chappie gets low brow, gutter, gangster and raw. It also gets smart, sincere and touching.  Every so often a robot appeals to the audience in a way that makes us envision a future outside of the terminator plotline’s Skynet. There is C3-PO, Wall-E and now there is Chappie.

So, like, parts of the movie have the mega-violence you’;ve come to expect in Blomkamp movies, but there is a quaint, lovable side to this robot that doesn’t seem out of place in the movie, even though the description might sound in-congruent. Clearly, this movie is not apologizing for the future it paints. It’s challenging and almost offending the audience with it’s demeanor and the way it carries expectations.  This film rocks the violence and comedy in a serious mosaic that a fan of true violence, like Tarantino sword fights, will freak out over.

Chappie-Ninja

Oh, yeah, and Die Antword are all up in this flick, teaching the adorable robot to be a bad ass motherfucker.

Die Antword do a great job being total dicks, which is, like, their thing. They are cast as themselves. Blomkamp has directed the duo’s weird, South African Rap videos in the past, but this is the first time they will appear in feature-length movie roles. Just like most of Die Antowrd’s carreer, there is not even a hint that there is anything appropriate about them being in this movie, despite the idea of White Rappers hailing from South Africa, one of the most race-volatile countries on the planet. Putting the married-couple-turned rap superstars in a movie like this could have overshadowed the robot plot but it somehow works. Die Antword somehow blundered their way through this in a way that compliment’s their career, too.

I don’t want to give away any spoilers but you gotta see this thing. I’m dying to see how it does in the box office~!

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan is a freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY

How Oral Sex Can Save Male Spiders


If you think dating is tough, it’s nothing compared to what male spiders have to go through – where getting laid can often mean getting eaten shortly after – a known practice that has given the Black Widow spider a rather fearsome reputation. Male Black Widows will sometimes catch and wrap a large insect in the web as a parting gift, a food item to distract their mate while they make their escape and avoid becoming the main course themselves. The Darwin’s Bark Spider (Caerostris darwini) has another idea for staying alive as long as it can. According to a recent report by a team of arachnologists (those who study spiders), male bark spiders may actually be providing oral sex to their female partners in order to avoid being eaten.

Simona Kralj-Fiser, a researcher at the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts, led her team on a two-week field survey at the native home of this species in Madagascar, where they were able to observe the courtship of this intriguing species. The Darwin’s bark spider is already a popular interest by many in the field, considered to be one of the master artisans when it comes to web building – where they are said to build some of the most durable webs of any arachnid – spinning orb webs with anchor lines up to 82 feet in length. After limpet teeth, their silk is the second toughest known biological material, 10 times stronger than Kevlar.

Named for their resemblance to lichen, the bark spider is a rather recent discovery, found only in 2009, and so very little as actually known about this species’ ability to reproduce. This is what Kralj-Fiser and her colleagues initially came to investigate. They reported their findings last week at the annual Ethological Society’s “Causes and Consequences of Social Behavior” conference in Hamburg, Germany.

Like so many other male invertebrates, male bark spiders are significantly smaller than their female counterparts, and therefore are opportunistic maters. They were even observed mating with some of the younger females who had not yet grown fang cuticles and whose exoskeletons had not yet hardened over their bodies. For anyone who despises spiders already, this is probably the last thing you may want to read – but it is the result of an evolutionary advantage that males of this particular species are given over the females. Male bark spiders develop at faster rates, allowing them to defend their female partners as they compete against each other for rights to breed. However, this period of dominance is rather short lived.

“When a female’s cuticles harden and she can move and attack, she is able to prevent long copulations,” Kralj-Fiser explained on the New Scientist’s blog Zoo Logger.

At the conference, Krajl-Fiser explained a rather startling (although, perhaps unsurprising) statistic: When the females they observed reached their full maturity, 76 percent of them behaved aggressively towards the males. In about 35 percent of the observed cases, the females ended up cannibalizing their mates shortly after having sex. Despite the black widow spider’s reputation, females have only been shown to cannibalizes their mates only two percent of the time – quite a surprising contrast.

Recent research efforts have demonstrated that black widow males have developed the ability to sniff out their mate’s appetite for blood, allowing them to escape in time, the bark spider doesn’t appear to have adapted this useful ‘spidey-sense.’ The answer might cause you to never watch nature shows quite the same way again:

“Males nibble on female external genitals using their fangs, and then we observed that there was a liquid coming out of the fangs. We do not know what this liquid is, but it looks like digestive juices, which they usually secrete when eating,” Kralj-Fiser explained during the conference.

The researchers proposed a theory that by simply ‘going down’ on the female, the male bark spider keeps its mate calm before and after mating, a practice that helps ensure that the male won’t become dessert. Further supporting their theory is the observation that the males did not perform the same act on any of the younger, harmless females.

However, the researchers have noted that this proposal is hardly the only explanations for this ritual. For one example, female Darwin’s bark spiders will often mate with several males throughout their lives. Past research on other species of spider reveal that the males will often take measures to keep their mate content, as male black widows are known to do. However, this has been seen in non-cannibalistic species as well, as a way to be sure that they are not abandoned for another mate.

If you think the oral sex hypothesis sounds strange, females of the Leucauge mariana orb weavers seem to enjoy what arachnologists call a “hairy kiss.” A male spider who is a good ‘kisser’ has noticeably thick hairs on his mandibles which it uses to stimulate its mate. The mates of the successful ones are much more likely to stay around. For when it’s really serious, she will join him in forming a “genital plug,” in which a type of lubricant similar to that used for webs will signal that she has been claimed and prevent other males from having sex with her. As strange as it sounds, this has long been proposed as the arachnid equivalent to marriage.

Perhaps the bark spiders in performing this ritual are actually doing something similar to a genital plug rather than an oral sex act, but the research has yet to fully verify either claim.

James Sullivan
James Sullivan is the assistant editor of Brain World Magazine and a contributor to Truth Is Cool and OMNI Reboot. He can usually be found on TVTropes or RationalWiki when not exploiting life and science stories for another blog article.

Give E.T. a call


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